Edgar Maldonado

he is good but not better than pesley

Edgar Maldonado

by Edgar Tumasang May 1, 2023

malding

Someone that is getting so mad, that he starts balding.

holy shit, xQc is malding over Overwatch rn

by DoggyKing November 21, 2020

Maldish

Important to San Diego Speech and Debate History
1.)Someone coveted by creepy debate kids of all shapes and sizes. Reasons for the stalking unknown. Possibilities include: Attractiveness, skill at debate (demonstrates dominance idk some guys are into that), and the ease of stalkage (easily googled). Usually stalked through Google or visual observation.

"Why is that girl being followed by multiple chipmunks?"
"Oh she's Maldish"

Creepy Debate Kid 1: "Did you see that maldish girl's new profile picture on facebook?"
Creepy Debate Kid 2: "No I had to write congress speeches so I only had time to scope out her name on Google."

by Creepy Debate Kid April 19, 2009

bloody maldune

when a girl periods in a cup the a guy jizzes in the cup and drinks it

did you just drink that bloody maldune?

by nick kirschner June 17, 2008

Malden, Illinois

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

Maldives

some island country with nice beaches and a gang and drug problem that's not seen by tourists.

John:Did you know my country is pulling a maldives?
Jack:No i didnt.

by kazuwan May 5, 2021

Puta Maldita

Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.

Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016