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pirate's lunchbox

This can also be used to denote a lunch that is completely stolen, generally for school aged children. When someone takes various items from other's lunches to compose their own lunch, their lunch is then referred to as a pirate's lunch. Pirate's lunchbox can also be used.
James goes around the back of the classroom during recess stealing other childrens food. When they get to lunch, some children might notice that they are missing items, and that James is now in possession of them. They might refer to his lunch as a Pirate's lunchbox.
by Timothy Eastman May 13, 2005
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Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
by kws53 May 13, 2011
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fight you in the western lunchbox

To kick someone with steel-toed boots in the right testicle
I've got balls of steel

Oh yeah?lets see! Lemme fight you in the western lunchbox!
Hell no! That shit hurts!
by Deathstroke2198 March 2, 2015
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Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.
Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.
by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009
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Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.
I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
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Lunchbox

Someone who lives on the dole and mooches off his mate to benefit himself.

Someone who can't hold a job, get a girlfriend, or progress in life. Still lives with his mother or in commission housing doing limited effort to improve their life.

someone that always in trouble for making stupid decisions in his life
someone who gives advice on topics that only benefit themselves without the repercussions of their "so-called friend"
Friend:- "Mate my marriage is falling apart, I may lose my house, wife, and all I've worked hard for, what should I do? ".
Lunchbox:- " move into my commission house, and leave her bro, and help me pay the rent and electrical and food here instead "
by 0010101010 February 27, 2023
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Lunchbox

When a man ejaculates into their partner's vagina and then eats it out after.

When you creampie your girl and then go down on her.
I had my girl's lunchbox last night! Sh*t was fire. Good thing I had pineapple juice earlier.
by Wutupb February 23, 2022
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