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League of Legends

The equal reaction of sucking a dick!
"I suck dick"
"Me too,I play League of Legends"
by Jesus Christ/Jehova September 24, 2016
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League of Extraordinary Cockblockers

An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
by big July 31, 2003
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lena

A beautiful woman with a charming yet fiesty personality. Having the most amazing body youve ever seen, she is extreamely seductive. A sweetheart, but not the one you want to cross. She will do anything for her true friends and family. Gorgeous eyes, nice teeth, and a banging body. Shes everything you could ever want, and more. If youre lucky enough to get with her, you dont want to let her go. She is one of a kind.
Youre dating Lena? Dont mess it up, or someone else will treat her right.
by qomaingunet106457 February 19, 2011
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Major League Yabos

A girl with exceptionally large breasts.
Dude, that girl in the tank top has some major league yabos.....
by Tosch19 February 3, 2009
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Premier League

English top flight but definitely not the best league in the world.

They only spend money to buy talents from other leagues, especially the Bundesliga; otherwise the teams would be too garbage.

The top 6s are inconsistent and trash over the years to make the league so competitive

Majority fans are snobby and look down on other leagues.
Premier League is good but definitely not the best.

Person 1"Why is that kid raises he nose and look down on others? Is he from a privileged private school"
Person 2"Nah, he's a premier league supremacist".
by June 5, 2020
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California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.
Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.
by Cum-czar May 1, 2009
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League of legends player

A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.
XxLoLballs69420xX is a League of legends player who has ligma
by dhar woman July 19, 2022
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