labrats

students, (usually artsy hipsters kids) that stay in the darkroom printing photographs for hours on end. They practically live there.

it's their LIFE, having..no life.

"ale sure is a labrat."

"i'm not surprised they're now best friends, they met in the darkroom! such labrats, ha.

"ale sure is a labrat."

"i'm not surprised they're now best friends, they met in the darkroom! such labrats, ha.

by NessaN00B November 2, 2011

Labradoodle

A cross between a Labrador Retriever and a Poodle, these dogs are for people who don't know anything about dogs. There are no real breed organizations and no AKC guidelines to which breeders must adhere, and therefore these dogs are rarely going to have the quality of those bought at a REAL kennel and will generally cost more than buying *both* of a pup's purebred parents (for some unknown reason).

Though Labradoodle owners are fond of proclaiming loudly that their dogs, being mixes, are healthier than purebreds, this is a falsehood. Rather than being less likely to have the issues common to either Labs or Poodles, they get a smorgasbord of both breeds' illnesses (particularly Addison's Disease).

Another misconception is that these dogs are hypoallergenic. Poodles, having hair rather than fur, are truly hypoallergenic and a great choice for allergy sufferers. Labradoodles vary greatly (due to the fact they are not a real breed) and some shed quite a lot, meaning naive people often have to give up that expensive and adorable pup after realizing it is not all it's cracked up to be.

Considering a dozen dogs could be saved for the price of one "designer" mutt, anyone who buys these dogs is an idiot.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girlfriend just bought a Labradoodle! I guess it's supposed to be hypoallergenic and healthier!"

Guy 2: "Doesn't she also believe Edward Cullen is going to come and rescue her? Doesn't she believe in tarot cards and palm readings? Does she know anything about dogs? ... Does she even know how to read?"

*Enter girlfriend, foaming at the mouth* "OH MY GAWD, LOOK HOW CUTE MY LABRADOODLE IS! MY SKIN'S STARTING TO BREAK OUT, THOUGH! I MUST BE ALLERGIC TO MY BOYFRIEND! WE'RE THROUGH! SCHNOOKUMS, MOMMY LOVES YOU AND YOU'RE SO WORTH THE THOUSAND DOLLARS I PAID FOR YOU!!! OH MY GAWD!!!"

by Seastone March 11, 2010

LaGrange

LaGrange, other was known as "LA Grange", is the worst town in the state of Ohio. 95% of the students at the high school are pregnant, including males. 80% of the population are drug dealers. 99% of the population uses some sort of illegal drugs. If you ever drive to LaGrange, keep driving and never look back.

LaGrange

by The man you love to fear April 10, 2011

labranche

A tree in los angeles.

You ever visit labranche?

In los Angeles?

Yea

by Renegade125 February 13, 2018

LaBroned

When you talk the talk then when your moment to shine comes about you fail and fall on your face. Fail under pressure. Over hyped based on performance in critical matters, at critical times.

The McCain/Palin ticket was steamrolling having gained the republicans vote based on polls leading up to the election, then when actually given a chance to speak they both LaBroned and burst into flames.

by PrettyBoy@DC June 16, 2011

labraphobia

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

libran male

A reference to a man born on 26th September who is extremely funny and well read and eats curries cooked by Cancerian women.

He is so interesting he must be a hungry Libran male.

by masterboom May 2, 2017