kryptonite

It's a weakness. The one thing that can hurt you like a achilles' heel

Tequila is my kryptonite.

by Rockydog August 23, 2017

kryptonite

When something is delicious but really really bad for you but you cant help wanting it anyway.

Craig Skinner is my kryptonite.

by weelaurabee September 4, 2017

Peasan't Kryptonite

Peasan't Kryptonite refers to any and all information about a Rain World DLC called Downpour

Man have you heard about the new slugcats in Downpour?
Yeah I have! Thats some good Peasan't Kryptonite if i've ever seen one

by VinceGucciMan February 25, 2023

Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 31, 2011

Black man’s Kryptonite

specifically a thick, big Booty white girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.

Damn… look at shawty with the fat ass and pretty eyes; she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.

by MitchGrant July 31, 2021

kryptonite

What white girls are to black men.

"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"

by jaxnajax March 19, 2009

kryptonite

Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure.

Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.

Kryptoingredients:

1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")

Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)

Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:

"See you tomorrow!"

An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.

1) Mike: "Hurry up and mix that drink! I need my krypto!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"

2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"

3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"

by samstorm88 May 5, 2007