Kerpal

Kerpal: alternative name for Krunal Patel, or Jihadist.
Kerpal: also alternative slang for Pakistani man who follows the Mujahaden

Hey Kerpal, allah akbar!!
Yo LEE, Kerpal is one mean pakistani

by bonker29 January 20, 2007

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

kernel

slang for Marijuana and used at work to cover up the real meaning

I smoked some Kernal in the Fisher Investments bathroom.

by Ken FIsher August 3, 2005

Popcorn Kernel

A term used to describe the process of inserting dehydrated fruit (esp. apples) into someone's anus, and then giving that person an enema, as to cause the fruit to expand (like popcorn kernels expanding as they are cooked).

If you don't stop talking about Abraham Lincoln all the time, I'm totally going to popcorn kernel you in your sleep.

by Orville Redenbacher_69 January 29, 2009

kennalolsss

kennalolsss who she think is famous on TikTok

kennalolsss think she famous on TikTok on her video it say "me when I feel a little famous"

by Sebythedude February 19, 2022

Altrincham kersal

These lads are the top of the generation they are in, they dominate the poonarni scene and steal all the girls off the opposition, this does also include milfs

Milf : oh here the altrincham kersal come
Milf 2 : oh they can definitely pump more kids in me

by Fbeast69 November 10, 2019

Kernel

Kernel is a little bitch boy who puts his girlfriend before his best friends. He will leave them high and dry.

Oh my god look there kernel
He’s the biggest bitch on the planet

by Caroline Scott May 28, 2020