junk hug

Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.

"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"

"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"

by Bucksh0t March 10, 2013

jinkster

Scottish word used to encompass the art of being a player, pimp & O.G all rolled into one.

Man, that guy Jinkster just walks this land.
He's going snowbombing next year, he's going to get so much ass it's not even fair. He can get totally mingbagged all night and be ready to get right back on it the next day.

by oldskool-b-boy September 18, 2013

Junk Juice

Dripping ball sweat.

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

slam junk

when you or someone close to you has abnormally low hanging balls and you proceed to dribble them against a hard surface and slam dunk them in their navel

you boys ready for the big slam junk competition tonight!?

by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011

Ba-Dunka-Junk

Mostly to define a male with a large penis. Especially, if you can see it through his pants. Any male, regardless of race, size or sexual preference can have a "Ba-Dunka-Junk"

Terry's "Ba-Dunka-Junk" is huge, you can see the outline through his pants.

by Anastacia April 26, 2012

junk

Penis and testacles.

Shut up or I'll kick you in the junk!

by Distrust February 6, 2003