colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008

Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

by CoreySanders September 10, 2013

Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011

hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010

Sex jousting

When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.

Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently

by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher May 7, 2018

Jousting

Homosexual act between two males.

Those two need to get a room and stop jousting with each other.

by Marcus October 22, 2003

Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.

Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.

by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014