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Jousting

When two circumsized men with erections smash their penis heads into each other much like rams do. The act is said to bring heightened sexual orgasm.
Eric and Mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. Mark loved the feel of Eric's slippery slimey precum as their pee holes kissed each other.
by BATMAN1 May 13, 2008
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Fanny jouster

Someone who used their rear end as a pincushion for dicks...or cocks. From "Fanny"=Ass, and jousting, a medieval sport using lances, which represent the male penis
You fanny jousters are as gay as man-on-man anal fisting
by Fuck1488 April 8, 2008
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Jizz Jousters

Two gay men who dual by shooting hot gummy loads at each other with the intent of harming one another.
Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.
by Silence Kills December 20, 2008
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Flesh Jousting

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her
by Seb Squires August 7, 2011
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Dick-Joust

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.
M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."
by brokenrecord September 25, 2011
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jet-ski jousting

A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.
Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!
by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008
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Anal Jouster

Anal Jouster (n) Anal Jousting - 1. The act of furiously and repetitively thrusting or 'jousting' a penis, or other similar object into the ass.
1 - You, my good sir, are a cum guzzling anal jouster.
by Hapanam January 5, 2009
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