Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.

by Welbelovin April 9, 2019

legal joint

A cocktail made famous by Brathaus on the campus of Bowling Green State University. It consist of 1oz amaretto, rum, and vodka topped off with orange juice. Usually ordered in batches of 10, and chugged by the users.

Wow, did you see Scott chug seven legal joints last night?

Yeah, he almost died.

by We are massive November 23, 2021

Magic Joint

A joint containing marijuana, tobacco or parsley that has been laced with PCP or Methamphetamine.

My friend is coming over to share a magic joint with me, so we will probably be checking out for awhile.

by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023

jaint

A word that encompasses everything. In it's origin, jaint was used to define a noun, specifically a place (ie - Yo what be crackin up in this jaint?), but has widened it's scope to now include any word in the dictionary. It has become broader than the word fuck, in that not only is it acceptable to use it to replace random words in a sentence, but now it is acceptable to use jaint to replace ALL the words in a sentence.

Jim - "Damn dog! Did you see that jaint? I just jainted the jaint in that jaint!"

Willy - "Jaint jaint jaint, jaint jaint!!!"

by Bryan the Hood Rat May 12, 2008

jinter

Word in common use in Dublin for a joint.

Pass that jinter would you Sean, you're a scabby bastard for hanging onto it for so fucking long.

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Personal Joint

A joint that is rolled by yourself and smoked by yourself.

A term that originates from the maritimes.

- "Roll me a PJ and lets jam it up!"

- "Woo, that Personal J really screwed me up."

- "Let's each smoke a personal joint and listen to some tunes."

by Chinois October 2, 2007