Jewish Rowboat 

1. A doggy-style variant. The female is mounted from behind while the male rows her arms like a Jew in the annual Cambridge-Oxford Regatta. As co(ck)swain the female is required to exclaim "Stroke, Stroke..." to encourage the male.

Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).

"I had Ashley in the Jewish Rowboat and I was sweating until the finish"

"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"

"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)

Jewish Rowboat by Redneck Rabbi September 25, 2011

Jewish favor 

To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.

The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.

"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1

Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.

Jewish favor by Rabbi Joe May 23, 2015

jewish gymnastics 

Using the gift of gab to avoid paying a bill.

Isaac used jewish gymnastics to avoid paying for dinner.

jewish gymnastics by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. March 25, 2016

jewish daywalker 

The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.

Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork

Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork

Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork

I thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. It's ok, he's a jewish daywalker .

jewish daywalker by J.Daywalker April 4, 2016

Jewish longhorning 

A Jewish Longhorn is when two male's shove there enormous noses up each other's assholes

Me and mr Greenburg proceeded Jewish Longhorning

Jewish longhorning by Pink_Cunt January 10, 2017

Jewish trickery 

The act of a jew preforming High class Trickery, which often involves money beeing stolen by the performing jew. Victims of Jewish Trickery often find themselves deprived of anything they owned before the act of the aforementioned Trickery. Agression is often linked with acts of Jewish Trickery as well as Depression.

David: did you see Joshua perform Jewish trickery on ellie?
Nancy: yes now her wallet, house and car are gone .
David: damn i hate Jews.

Jewish trickery by Marx's March 26, 2017

jewish swimming 

Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can

Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”

jewish swimming by IAmMuslimJesus May 28, 2018