Impregnate the drain

The act of jacking off in the shower.

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 23, 2010

impregnated

a marijuana cigarette that is poorly rolled, with tapered ends and a rounded enlarged middle section. usually the work of an inexperienced (or already intoxicated) joint roller.

origin is usually credited to Cypress Hill's classic song "Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up".

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

Impressing

Something is so depressing, it's impressive.

Barrett: I've held onto this brown bic for an entire semester. I never lost it and it's finally about to go out.

Trey: That's impressing.

by Barrettis Maximus December 20, 2010

Impressive

Someone who knows a whole fucking lot about the Power Rangers

Wow, Dylhole, that's impressive

by No Seriously August 16, 2016

Imprint

Poo, stain, leave a dirty dark spot, perform a Cleveland-steamer on a friend.

From the Twilight series "Bella, sometimes you see someone, you know that they're the one, and you imprint on them."

by Space_cowboy_1989 December 1, 2010

impregnating cows

Ryan Quirk putting his hand up a cows ass

ryan was impregnating cows on a daily bases

by BigBen\ November 12, 2009