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CONSUMMATED HOSTAGE

TOO LIVE IN AMERICAN WITH PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW raising kids that aren't yours
Consummated hostage : my wife still sees her boyfriend from high school they know each other well that's make me a consummated hostage . Inherited heir.
by THE BEAR . Husband December 8, 2022
mugGet the CONSUMMATED HOSTAGEmug.

hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs
There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa
by Hostage June 16, 2003
mugGet the hostagemug.

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
mugGet the Traffic Hostagemug.

Hostage Smile

When someone is told to smile and it doesn't look genuine
Jacob was told to smile and it looked like a Hostage Smile
by JLozada3 January 12, 2023
mugGet the Hostage Smilemug.

hostage

by namuH wolleF February 19, 2019
mugGet the hostagemug.

Gym hostage

Not real, Started because of stupid fuck didn't hear what someone said. Gym hostage doesn't exist.
Kid who said "Gym hostage". His stupid cousins and sister are stupid and do not have enough IQ to know that Gym Hostage doesn't actually exist
by nugggetsssssssssssss August 20, 2018
mugGet the Gym hostagemug.

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
mugGet the Holding the sausage hostagemug.

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