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National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day

February 14th is National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day
There’s Julian! He’s short and Hispanic. And it’s also February 14th; it’s National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day ! Let’s go slap him!
by Rad Desi January 6, 2022
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Hispanic zip

Hispanic zip is the removal of pants when Spanish person is driving. When a Spanish man gets in the car alone, it is important for him to unzip and remove his pants. Getting an erection while driving will not allow the Hispanic time to relieve the constraints. Because the Spanish penis is such a large and hard penis, it must be relieved. Afterwards however the Latin man might find it hard to drive with the dick up against the wheel.
Juan unzipped his pants before getting in the car to go play with friends, he knew he would be passing by where the prostitutes were and couldn’t afford another ripped pair of pants by his mammoth pole. So he did the Hispanic zip.
by Juanxxx May 20, 2008
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Modern Hippy

A MODERN HIPPY is not about drugs or "parties" they're about the Earth and keeping industries that do bad things away. They do not buy from certain stores or don't eat certain foods. It depends on the "hippy". They're all different. They care about things with such a grand passion. They try to stay positive about life and be free. Everyone thinks about the bad things hippies do. No one ever thinks about the good things. NOT ALL HIPPIES SMOKE WEED OR WEAR NO BRA! It depends on their personality and life style. Stereotypes can be overwhelming and not all are believable. A MODERN HIPPY may use electronics and/or eat meat. The most important thing to them are the Earth.
Wow, what a great Modern Hippy! She loves those tree!
by cotqueenforever.tumblr April 25, 2013
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Hissy

hysterical, funny, comical, amusing, dippy, outrageous, ridiculous, hissy is short for hysterical. hysterical--->hissy.
"were a pretty hissy group of kids!"
"that is the most hissy thing i have ever heard!"
"your fucking HISSY!"
"that was a pretty hissy night!"
"thats some pretty hissy stuff!'
HISSY!
by very hissy. March 4, 2011
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Hispanic

Hispanic originally meant someone from Spain, but in the New World it has taken on a new meaning, where many Hispanics have little, if any, Spanish ancestry. In the New World, 'Hispanic' often refers to Amerindians and Mestizos.

For instance, the CIA World Fact Book figures Mexico to be: 60% Mestizo, 30% Amerindian, and less than 10% European (Spaniard). Regarding the make up of mestizos, Rubén Lisker analyzed DNA markers of lower-class mestizos from Mexico City and found them to be: 59% Amerindian, 34% European (Spaniard), and 6% Black (African).
"Most Hispanics in the USA are not white."
by Señorita2 October 22, 2011
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Hippy

The counter-culture of the 1960's. They believe in equality, love, and peace. They are anit-war and pro-choice. These people are responsible for making the best music known to man. They also popularized recreational drug use.
Fuck the draft, man!
by BulletInTheHead January 2, 2005
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Liberal Hippy Politics

"Obamanomics: $1.08 trillion debt and 8.9% unemployment for 2012"

"The Congressional Budget Office on Tuesday predicted the budget deficit will rise to $1.08 trillion in 2012.

CBO also projected the jobless rate would rise to 8.9 percent by the end of 2012, and to 9.2 percent in 2013."

reddogreport.com/2012/01/obamanomics-2012-1-08-trillion-debt-and-8-9-unemployment/
I told you so..... what else can I say. I can't believe I remember this.

Yet the liberal hippy will still vote for obama, enen though Obama accomplished none of his goals but socialist healthcare. But that must be enough. A pure example of Liberal Hippy Politics.

It is really kind of beautiful isn't it?
by ArtVandalay July 30, 2012
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