Zul Hakim

A man of his words, strong, loyal and loves his family and partner. A very, very dashing young man.

Watch out for Zul Hakim because he’s gonna rock your world

by Nnvanns December 29, 2017

Hakimism

Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.

The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. Now known as the Blue Pirate King, Hakimy never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.

well known and faithful followers OF Hakimism:

Daina - The queen of Hakimism. Hakimy made her his wife with the help of the "caveman style" sex.
Notice: She can read minds. Beware the nosebleeds!

Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade

Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession

Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi + yuri = bliss

Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil monkey

Slim - the playboy with no face; a member of team ASS; likes to strip when drunk

Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie

Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn

Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7

When a hakimist sees a girl he/she immediately thinks threesome.

The best example of a Hakimism follower is the character Jiraya from the Naruto anime series

by Kishin October 4, 2008

hanim

defn:of a guy-
funny,adventurous,lovebug,charming,HOT...basically perfection redefined.

hanim=perfectboyfriend material

by numbcookie October 13, 2010

Hakim

Very buff and attractive BUT is a major player! tries to get with ever girl and flirts with them. He has many tricks to get them and is a good liar! He can make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world but can easily replace you in seconds. He makes you fall in love with him in seconds but you shouldnt trust him. He is very sweet and kind but dont forget he is hot and dangerous!

girl-damn he's fine! what's his name?
girl 2-you don't want to get with him, he's hakim.

by FckLoveLiveLife January 8, 2012

Donovan Hatem

The sanctuary and primary location of slammage.

My uncle Jimmy slammed me at Donovan Hatem after I ate his Honey Nut Cheerios.

Max Keeble and I went to Donovan Hatem to get slammed.

by Rick Newton August 2, 2011

Hakim

Hakim Arabic: Wise/Ruler/Doctor is a guy who doesn’t give a shit, his favourite place is foodworks and he loves stealing Tomato Sauce, do not piss this guy off, he will not hesitate to push you off your scooter.

Julian: your parents are drug dealers

Hakim: SAY IT AGAIN
Julian: your parents are drug dealers
Hakim: *pushes Julian off his scooter*🤚🏻🛴

by Spastic Simon October 10, 2018

HANIMETV

A god tier hentai site that post monthly hentai vids I think and it’s many times better then Hentai Haven by their monthly vanilla hentai etc hopefully and a ton of hentai pics to download and to choose from and membership to download better resolution hentai on your phone and app to watch on the go. You got to check hanimetv out and make sure to make an account or maybe not it’s your choice.

Definition: Hanimetv is and hentai website that publish Japanese animated porn.
Random dude 1:There no good hentai site to jerk off hentai

Random dude 2: I got you bro , search up hanimetv.com and you see a shit load of hentai.

Random dude 1: Thanks bro

Random dude 2: no problem

by slayer_of_dank July 10, 2021