gomer

Derogatory term for an IRL IndyCar fan, or anyone who attends, watches or supports IndyCar and actually gets excited about it.

Person A: "Marlboro sent me some free tickets to an IndyCar event. I'd never actually spend my own money on IndyCar tickets but these are really good seats. Should be exciting - I can't wait!"
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."

by BigIRLfan May 16, 2009

Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

Gommers

A female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. It like to give many gobbys (oral sex) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the penis.

my girlfriend just pulled a gommers on me....wtf!

now im in hospital

by hoedown123456789 November 10, 2010

gummer squaw

A gummer squaw is something you find on or near the rez (Indian reservation). It is a dried up old nasty broad with missing teeth from drugs, old age or domestic violence from a life time of several different bucks. Usually get taken home only after last call, but before the lights come back in.

"Hey Jonas, let go up to the Red Pony, get all fucked up and smoke some penners. There's usually a couple old gummer squaws hangin around up der!"

by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017

gummer hummer

a blowjob with no teeth

I had a one night stand w1ith a gummer hummer last night.

by emmysassypants July 26, 2017

grommer

someone that is worse then a groomer, someone like zoe laverne or tony lopez.

girl 1: hey did you hear about that grommer on tiktok?
boy 2: yeah. what an idiot.

by emily scottisenti January 16, 2021

PLUM GUMMER

AN ELDERLY OR TOOTHLESS PERSON WHO IS SKILLED IN THE ART OF THE BAWHUM

" HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008