Elderly

A human being who has been alive for longer than 65 years.

You will probably not live to be considered elderly, considering you most likely spend more time reading urban dictionary definitions than taking care of yourself. Honestly, I don’t blame you. Life sucks.

Elderly by attack helicopter April 28, 2021

Elderly

What someone becomes once they’re over thirty-five years of age😜

Anybody who is an older millennial as of 2021, might be seen as elderly by young people today

Elderly by Weathercaster1021 March 14, 2021

Elderly

Used in reference to people of immense age. While typically only applicable to those 65 and older, special exceptions are made for those born on September 8th, 2003 specifically. These people constitute being referred to as "old hags".

"Daym you seen dat girl Rizzy? She an old hag! Hella elderly"-Everyone

Elderly by branananabert January 25, 2023

Elderly Watering Syndrome 

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

Elderly Watering Syndrome by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

elderly primigravida 

Pronunciation: (el-der-lee) (prahy-mi-grav-i-duh)

N. – An older swap meet Prada bag that is just starting to show its wear and tear

I asked to borrow a handbag and that bitch tried to give me her "elderly primigravida".

It was my first time at fashion week and i did my best to hide my "elderly primigravida".

elderly primigravida by Lady Logorrhea June 5, 2011

elderly turtle

One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.

Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?

Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"

elderly turtle by ThatKilljoy February 14, 2017

elderly school

like "old school", but in reference to really old (i.e. elderly) folks.

Damn G, my gramps was kickin' it elderly school last night!"

elderly school by Chet Braunschweig December 3, 2007