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Gommers

A female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. It like to give many gobbys (oral sex) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the penis.
my girlfriend just pulled a gommers on me....wtf!

now im in hospital
by hoedown123456789 November 10, 2010
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gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.
I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.
by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003
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Grippy Gummers

Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”
“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers
by Willy Wiggur March 17, 2023
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Goomers

Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
by JohanLix August 17, 2014
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Gompers

1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore
Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!
by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009
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gompers

A clean-shaven pair of testicles which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.
Chilling one's gompers would result in a tasty delight that would please many.
by gompers March 1, 2011
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Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.
I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.
by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004
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