fleather

Faux Leather...the new age posh term for Pleather or fake leather.

awesome fleather couch you got there!

by Dave McCarthy June 6, 2005

feltbag

ugly person.

that dress makes you look like a fat feltbag.

by amy and sam :) October 27, 2008

Yeet Bon Fleet

When you get so mad that you throw something, but you are tired of saying yeet so instead you say yeet bon fleet. Yeet Bon Fleet originated from a random kid that one day said it, and decided to stick with it. Yeet Bon Fleet can also be described as this:
"Yeet Bon Fleet. Bon is French for good. Yelling Yeet Bon Fleet in a public restroom or McDonalds gives good luck. However, yelling ಈಟ್ ಬಾನ್ ಫ್ಲೀಟ್ ಕೆಟ್ಟದು, or Īṭ bān phlīṭ keṭṭadu, is very bad luck, for it means yeet bon fleet bad.

Hey fam you better not fracking yeet bon fleet my big mac m8 or i swear to fracking frack ill smack your cracker's crack you fat sack of fracking cracky crap. Rhymes, m8.

by Mr McDinguserrill February 23, 2019

felt

The act of taking all of an opponent's chips in a poker game, leaving him with nothing in front of him but the felt on the poker table.

"Simon just got felted with pocket rockets."

by ChrisTA87549 October 20, 2008

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

Not Felt

To not be accepted or respected by others.

"Yo, that guy is really not felt."
"Why did you do that for? That's not felt dawg."

by Mike Poli January 22, 2007

fleetwood

n. the very essence of coolness, the apex of awesomeness, the dank of the dank

Guy 1: Let's go get trashed and grab us some bitches.

Guy 2: Fleetwood.

by OrangeTruth April 9, 2005