flapper

Someone who panics easily.

Fred is a flapper. He needs to relax more.

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.

"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."

by Frankinsense July 16, 2008

Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up

Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...

by hotness12345 January 22, 2009

flipperty

Disloyal; likely to switch sides for no reason.

Don't trust Fred, he's flipperty as fuck.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

flapper

A girl who gets rammed alot so when she queefs, her pussy flaps.

Your mom is such a flapper. pbpbpbpbpbb ::makes flapping motion with hands::

by himura March 3, 2004

flapper

a particularly raunchy fart that makes the buttcheeks smack together in an unpleasant flapping noise

Did you hear that flapper? He must have shit his pants!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

Flapper

A slut; one who is open for business, alternately, one with a fishy-smelling vagina and pungent stank.

Guy #1: "Man, I got with this total flapper last night..."
Guy #2: "Oh, yeah?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I couldn't get the smell off of my fingers for several days."

by ljodnster April 21, 2011