Flannie Connoisseur

Euphemism for an Australian bogan, most of which wear flannies, drink jim beam and watch the V8's.

Ruski may be a flannie connoisseur, but I still think he's cute.

by Ben June 8, 2010

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Wank Flannel

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.

1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."

by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010

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flange batter

pussy juice or female ejaculate

I went down on her and got her flange batter all over my chops

by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004

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flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

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Flange Monkey

Flange monkey refers to anyone who loves the flange. ie, someone who likes to look at, touch, lick, or fuck the female vagina.
Usually used as a lighthearted insult

"Oi oi flange monkey! Who's pussy are you lickin tonight?"

by OLI'S HO March 18, 2006

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