Flanst

Fluff+Angst=Flanst in fanfiction terms.

Term coined by Frulie. See: Fruliesmut

"Did you read Frulie's new story? Draco was so fluffy and Harry was so angsty."

"Yeah, I read it and it was so flansty."

by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

Flankstangruel

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flagstaff

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.

Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.

by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012

Flansy

Nickname for John Flansburgh, one half of the rock duo They Might Be Giants. :D Awesome band.

"I got to meet Flansy and Linnell at the TMBG concert!"

by Rabid Microphone April 22, 2006

Flanty

To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs

I can't wait to get pure flanty

by OriginalGoujon March 27, 2017

Flabstinent

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

flinstonization

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.

Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 21, 2017