excusemimasen

An Engrish combination of 'excuse me' and 'sumimasen'.

Excusemimasen, toilet wa doko desu ka kid?

Excusemimasen, you're in my seat.

Well excuuuusemimaseeen Priincesss!

by A JAPE April 16, 2009

excusemwah

GET OUT THE WAY!!!

"Hello!! I'm in your way!!"
" Excusemwah!!!"

by stompstomp1010 July 25, 2009

Excuse Box

Usually a container (but not limited to) one may store a collection of deceptive excuses.

Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.

Guy: So when are we going to have sex?

Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.

Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.

by Ilikeyouulol December 3, 2009

Bethesda Excuse

When something or someone has a poor excuse to a problem they caused.

Named from the game developver known as Bethesda for their glitchy games that people find every excuses known to man to forgive them for.

First Guy - Open world games are prone to glitches. It's the way things are.

Second Guy- Sounds like a Bethesda Excuse to me

by Superhippy1986 March 18, 2013

excuse my french

Please excuse my subsquent phrasing. Normally suffixed by 'but', as in Ferris Bueller, circa 1986, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Excuse my french, but I'm so fucking lame I can't even quote John Hughes films right.

by A² September 5, 2003

Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.

"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004