Dysfunctional Jerry

Absolute and utter retardedness, flowing immensily from thine vains, progressing to insanity. Beyond retardation.

If dysfunctional Jerry would just sit down, i could watch this fucking powder puff football game at Byers Field.

by Christopher Dunigan/Kelli Shetler November 11, 2004

electile dysfunction syndrome

A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.

The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.

by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016

Dysfunctional Emotional Drama

Acronym D.E.D., noun,adjective, verb, adverb: self sympathetic, individual or group, negative outlook on life, pathetic perception of the past, present and future, mental disorder, noncreative, nonproductive thinking.

I can never get anywhere in life because of those crooked politicians running the government. This is an example of dysfunctional emotional drama.

by Ron Leddy August 22, 2011

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 30, 2005

DYSFUNCTION IN ONE'S JUNCTION

a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.

His behavior has been a tad off center of late; perhaps, a little dysfunction in his junction.

by weave October 26, 2003

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Bitch Nigga Dysfunction

Bitch Nigga Dysfunction is also known as BND. A loser that is a pussy and a loser at the same time. Doing questionable and retarded shit while trying to seem like an alpha male. the real disorder isn't man-made unless your mother created it.

That dude is such a cuck he radiates Bitch Nigga Dysfunction abilities.

by Billy Sacromento October 8, 2021