Didgeridouchebag

A person who tells you that they bought you an awesome Christmas present from Australia but it doesn't come in the mail before you have to leave town so they promise they will send it to you, but then they never do, even though there is a post office in the building that they work in. Then they just make you more curious about what it could be by listing things that are Australian and telling you it could be one of those things. For example, a didgeridoo, Men At Work, cane toads, Outback Steakhouse, etc.

Kurt is a didgeridouchebag because it is February and I still haven't gotten this supposedly great Christmas present from Australia that he claims to have gotten me.

by Bufo marinus February 15, 2009

Didier

Someone who takes their bestfriends man

Daum your such a didier why are you talking to her man

by Damian&chardo May 21, 2017

Didgeridoo

The act of standing your roommates ex girlfriend on her head and performing oral sex on her anus. During this act the woman opens her mouth and makes a low pitch humming noise.

You took my ex on a date? I suppose you went back to her appartment after and didgeridoo'd her butt while her lizards watched... Dick

by Einstein Kung Fu July 7, 2011

didgeridoojob

Sticking your dick in a didgeridoo while someone blows into it

I'm going down under to get a didgeridoojob

by Zymhan April 11, 2016

Didgeridoo me throat mate

Australian slang for a throat fuck

Justin : Fancy a Barbie tonight mate?

Paul : Yeah be there @ 7

Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!

“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”

by JangelinaMcCuntea May 20, 2019

didgeripoo

The feaces of an Aboriginal Australian.

I just got back from hiking in the Outback. Unfortunately I have didgeripoo over my boot.

by Zonal K October 28, 2019

The Didgeridoo

When a person performs oral sex without the need to pause as they are breathing through the nose, while making rhythmic sounds.

X did the didgeridoo on me, didn’t even come up to breathe.

by Plucked Chook June 5, 2023