dickflate

To harm a male's ego by insulting the size of his penis

Why is Joe so glum?

His girlfriend just totally dickflated him in front of his buddies

by Locutioner March 15, 2016

Dickslave

a black person obsessed with dick and craves it at all times

"Bonquisha really loves dick, doesn't she? suck a little dickslave!"

by Millyyy October 24, 2019

dickul

dickul is applied and only applied when one is in need of determining the true meaning of the word lucid which appears backwards as dicul. Dicul is pronounced "dickul". There for dickul is not only the same as lucid but also and insult to whomever would like lucid to be part of their screen name.

dickulswordfish is a retarded screename

by sagehappy December 21, 2007

Dickola

The shortest man you will ever meet and probably bites their nails and has chubby fingers. has had a lot of girlfriends because of his teddy bear body. he thinks he's hot but he's really just a life sized teddy bear. if you ever meet a dickola take him for granted and then drop him. you also get free candy and snacks. hes very unhygienic and smells GROSS

Annie: omg dickola is staring at you
Slava: YESSSSS finally i get my live sized teddy bear and free food!!!
Annie: have fun using him:)))))

by Its_me_einat January 27, 2020

Dickularity

The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.

A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.

Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.

Literally.

by Brazerican January 13, 2021

dickulator

When a sexy ass man has to calculate how long it has been since a woman has had sex. .

Heather

“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les

“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”

by HBombD May 15, 2022

de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.

I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.

by psfan May 16, 2011