dickul

dickul is applied and only applied when one is in need of determining the true meaning of the word lucid which appears backwards as dicul. Dicul is pronounced "dickul". There for dickul is not only the same as lucid but also and insult to whomever would like lucid to be part of their screen name.

dickulswordfish is a retarded screename

dickul by sagehappy December 21, 2007

dickful thinking 

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.

Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."

Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."

OR

Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."

Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."

dickful thinking by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020

dickfuld 

dickfuld: 1. v. to pass the blame on someone else for one's own failings. 2. n. someone who blames his failures on other people or events, much like Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers blaming the government for letting Lehman Brothers fail even though he was the moron who transformed Lehman into an excessively risky bank to begin with.

"Darn, I gotta find someone to dickfuld for me not being able to file my taxes on time." or "Sorry, I don't mean to be a dickfuld, but if you had done a better job keeping me away from those little Thai transsexual prostitutes, I wouldn't have gotten AIDS."

dickfuld by ohstallion September 13, 2009

dickflop 

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.

Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.

dickflop by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009

dickaliny 

I got a big ass dickaliny.

I got slapped across my face with no hand that was dickaliny

dickaliny by j pin 24 May 26, 2016

Dickle 

When your dick is in a pickle (situation).

Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.

Dickle by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

Dickellectual by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020