Board of Directors

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.

I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!

by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020

Swag dialect

A lanuage strictly used by those who have swag and are swagged out at all times. This language cannot be understood by those who do not have swag.

I can't understand him, he is speaking in swag dialect.

or

I only talk to those who speak in swag dialect.

or

She doesn't have swag, therefore she cannot understand our swag dialect... what a basic bitch!

by ParisP October 22, 2011

Deflector Dome

1) A person with a very large, misshapen cranium, and cannot or does not remember or understand basic instruction 5 minutes after they have heard them and acknowledged said instructions.

2) Someone who says, "O.k." or "I will get it done." while staring blankly and obviously not grasping the information given.

3) Someone who has more interest in the bright lights overhead rather than interpreting the pertinent information given.

It's like Mike has a deflector dome!!! All information just bounces right off that guy!

by TheCradle September 6, 2007

Deflector

A Republican who didn't back Trump originally but deflects any and all conversations about wrongdoing back to Hilary Clinton or the "Russia Hoax".

Doesn't necessarily consider themselves a Trump supporter but seems to support him anyway. Worse than an apologist because at least they will talk about what he did.

Person 1: *Talks about any one of the innumerable tantrums the Don has thrown"
Person 2: "But what you have to understand is that the dems have been talking all this mess about the Russia hoax this whole time and it's been NOW PROVEN-"
Person 1: "Quit being a Deflector, we weren't even talking about Russia!"

by notadeflector June 2, 2020

dielectrophoresis

Like electrophoresis, only with an extra syllable.

"Companions, the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks--those who write new values on new tablets. Companions, the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. But he lacks a hundred sickles: so he plucks ears and is annoyed. Companions, the creator seeks, and such as know how to whet their sickles. Destroyers they will be called, and despisers of good and evil. But they are the harvesters and those who celebrate. Fellow creators, Zarathustra seeks, fellow harvesters and fellow celebrants: what are heards and shepherds and corpses to him?"

--Friedrick Nietzsche

by Noam Chomsky December 1, 2003

Deflector

Someone who tries to move the target abuse to another avoiding his or her mistake

Lorenzo; I'm not fat, don't talk about my weight you know I dont like it but you are fucking a ginger, Coby your an umpa lumpa and Mole your a cunt
Gingers girlfriend; maybe you wouldn't be so bitter if you didn't eat all the pies mate.
Coby; stop being a deflector and sort your own shit out instead of deflecting it to others
Lorenzo; removes himself from the chat groups

Lorenzo; apologises in the morning and asks to be put back in the groups pretending nothing happen

by Coby snr April 19, 2017

sales director

Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!

That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003