Depressed

What every 12 year old girl in middle school feels like after their best friend went to Starbucks without them

Sally: Hey guys where are you going?
Mary: Oh were just gonna get Starbucks but I don’t have enough money for you so
Sally: *cries for no reason* you made me DEPRESSED EEEEEEEEEEE

by commit stop body function September 10, 2019

Depressed

The word a 14 yr old girl uses to describe herself thinking that people will give her more attention.

Lily: oh hey I’m lily
Hannah: oh hi I’m Hannah and oh btw I’m depressed
Lily: ...
Hannah: *goes back to her room full of LED lights and posts herself crying on tik tok for more attention

by Gehsgiddb June 8, 2020

depressedtyler

weird man

u. know that depressedtyler kid yeah hes so weird

by borongo October 29, 2020

depressed

something that almost all of gen z has and if you dont.

your probs boring.

Haha kiddin good for you jkjkjk

kid : Hey teacher what does it mean to be depressed???

Teacher : google it.

by Caroline14 November 11, 2020

Depressed Ducko

An almighty duck from the Ducko family tree

This Ducko is quite Depressed
What a Depressed Ducko

by Depressed Ducko November 23, 2020

Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

X Depressed

The true act of expressing “fake depression” or being depressed over hearing a sad song.

(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ

Justin: “ Where has Devon been? He’s been very quiet lately.”
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”

Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)

by seanon July 18, 2019