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Drunk Darts

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts
Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio
by Dart god October 13, 2019
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Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES
Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.
by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010
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lawn darts

Very popular outdoor game, but dangerous. Also known as Jarts. You hold it by the fin, and toss in into the hoops to score points. In Dec. 19, 1988, they are banned, because of the deaths of 3 children and over 5000 serious injuries.
CPSC urges you to destroy or trash the lawn darts, and use the rings from the larn dart game for the replacement pieces for the ring toss game, or something similar.
by ChoujinkiMetalder April 12, 2005
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magic darts

1. Once upon a time, there was a great man named sid woodell, he had many sayings, although his greatest is of course, Magic Darts

2. When something is going well/makes sense it is said to be Magic Darts

3. Scoring an unusually high score in darts
1.
Chris: I heard sid woodell say that he was as happy as a penguin in a microwave the other day!

Adam: Magic Darts!

2.
Craig: I've only gone and found a fucking tenner!!!
Adam: Magic Darts

3.
Chris: WOW I have just scored 181 in three darts!!
Craig: Funking hell, that is Magic Darts
by craigyh November 25, 2007
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fart and dart

The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.

Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
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Spider Dart

The act of spreading a chicks ass cheeks apart, so it looks like a spider web. Then proceeding to quickly shoot your tongue into her ass.
Last night, I opened the girls ass and gave her a spider dart.
by John and Jami December 15, 2004
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dart game

A phenomenon in which when two people make eye contact and person a blows an imaginary dart through one hand being held up to their mouth at person b. At being struck person b must fall to the ground until person c pulls the dart out of their neck. Pulling a dart out of someone's neck is the entrance to the dart game.
Tom: Why is Heather laying in the middle of the floor?

Dan: She got shot with an imaginary dart while playing the dart game.
by tbiggerZ February 4, 2009
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