Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

CURE

CURE is a popular song that was sung by Park Byeong-Hoon and AKUGETSU, the voices of Ivan and Till from Alien Stage. This song is about the unrequited love of Ivan towards Till, also showing the depths of Till's feelings for Mizi, another ALIEN STAGE character. It was performed in Round 6 of Alien Stage, in which Ivan and Till must sing against each other. leading to Ivan's sacrifice to let Till live. Ivan ends up getting shot by the aliens.

alnst fan 1: "Have you listened to CURE? I bawled my eyes out."
alnst fan 2: "89/70."

by kanacure May 4, 2025

Dude a cure

When a man trims his fingernails and toenails along the dirt line it's a dude a cure. It's a manicure for men.

I think you need a dude a cure brah, you could climb trees with those claws you got

by maddodge November 11, 2018

The Cure

the cure is a english band formed in the late 70s in crawley, west sussex.

lead vocalist, songwriter, guitarist robert smith has remained the only constant member apart of the cure.
they have jumped upon multiple different genres of music, including post-punk, new wave, pop and more.
the cure has released multiple masterpieces, including disintigration and more!

as of today, the cure is still touring around the world, and robert smith still has a great singing voice.

-whats that one amazing english band was created in the late 70s that jumped onto multiple different genres of music?
-the cure!
-thanks!

by fascinationstreet October 17, 2022

cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023

Cured

Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.

I'm so cured of Instagram.

by Darangutan August 1, 2022

What curese Hernias?

This is very important to me, Not to long ago I had a Hernia operation. I experience the worst time in my life.I was operated onec before for Diverticulosis and thats where they slic me agin. in the same spot? Anyway my conformation is what forms into a hernia,why,do I eat the whrong foods!

What curese Hernias?

by Worried? August 17, 2009