Cummy Johnson

After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.

I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.

by DonniesGrapes January 26, 2018

cumminsense

Redneck for forcible common sense. The act of holding someone's lips to your junk and making em suck it til they have the ability to think clearly and effectively in the most basic of everyday situations.

Hey dipshit vaping that vape and smoking that blunt tweeting that tweet while yer driving in heavy traffic, put yer fucktard lips on my exhaust pipe and suckit til you get some damn cumminsense.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Cummy Dog

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.

Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!

by Smegma69 May 16, 2019

Cummarrhea

Cummarrhea is when you diarrhea redirects to your prostate. At this point you uncontrollably ejaculate from you cack. This leads to dickhyrdation problems.

I got da cummarrhea I think I’ll head to the nearest bukkake. I’ll be a one man show.

by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019

Cumming To Your Senses

Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.

Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?

by akselly March 12, 2021

stop cumming in my popcorn

When someone begs you to stop cumming in their popcorn

guy 1:hey dude stop cumming in my popcorn :<
guy 2:no :)

by BBC Maesteo September 30, 2023

Senior Chief Cummings

A senior enlisted TACAMITE veteran of the United States Navy. A silver-tongued devil that has mastered the use of the English language. His quips are usually directed towards others who may be arrogant, stupid or careless enough to attempt to challenge the TACAMO Jedi of Jargon to a verbal war of words. Warning: Do not challenge him, you will lose. Although usually unprovoked, he sometimes enjoys luring Junior Officers and Chief Petty Officer selectees into a well placed linguistic trap.

Did you hear that Chief pull a "Senior Chief Cummings" on that Lieutenant? He probably won't leave the Wardroom for days.

by Black Shoe December 12, 2010