criplets

Handicapped triplets who are born crippled.

Did you hear that Jennifer had an emergency C-section? Yeah...she had criplets.

by Scottrq May 18, 2008

slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.

she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.

by Neilwill July 26, 2010

crippler

Very strong or potent marajuana.

This stuff is the crippler, man!

by clay west May 17, 2003

crippies

Miami slang for bud that is good or kind

Hey you got the crippies or just the regs.

by chillcat May 30, 2003

cripple sticks

Crutches. Walking aids such as canes...

Stop calling me names or I'll hit you with my cripple sticks!

by hityouwithmycripplesticks December 26, 2007

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 12, 2010

Gender Cripple

When someone is unable to function in society due to their inability to choose which one of the 58+ genders they should be.

"Did you see Timmy? He's so confused about which gender he should be that he shut down and became a Gender Cripple. Poor guy... err, girl... errr, person. Let's get out of here!"

by Brandam Cook September 22, 2016