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U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
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copstapo

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.
The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.
by jpg3 September 22, 2013
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Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."
"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015
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comps leech

A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.
Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???

Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.

Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.

Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
by moraleboatanchor May 1, 2013
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cornsplosion

The unfortunate act of blowing out loose stools complete with corn, at a velocity that almost lifts you off the toilet.
I went to Amy's Baking Company last night and had a violent Cornsplosion in the urinal, then Sammy threw me out via the front window. What a freaking night!
by GammaGlob September 21, 2014
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Corpspeak

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"
Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"
by Jesus Christ $uperstar June 25, 2015
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corpse husband

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.
have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy
by kayy_341 October 2, 2020
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