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Emilia Clarke

The hottest human being that has ever lived or will ever live. Voted "Sexiest Woman Alive 2015" By Esquire.

Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.

Also, she's a complete badass.
Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."
by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016
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Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.
Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.
by E.Than101 December 16, 2019
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Clara Business

Clara Business is a term used by kids at McDowell whenever this girl named Clara gets in your business. Clara will either walk up to you and act like the teacher, or she will yell at you for something you don’t even do. Clara acts like a bitch and is always the teachers pet all the god damn time. If you ever see Clara, you would know she looks like a fat version of Velma from Scooby Doo.
Clara: what are you guys doing?
Everybody: CLARA BUSINESS!!
by shuffleboard December 10, 2019
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Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.
Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck
by Phantom034` November 3, 2008
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Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010
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clarnia

A walk-in closet strictly dedicated to illegal substances resulting in lengthy conversations. Also this walk-in closet requires christmas lights, herb, loud music, trippy posters, lots and lots of pillows (anything soft and/or comfy will suffice). The people of clarnia are designated the title "clarnation" members.

Similar to the famous book the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe by C.S. Lewis, the children discover a portal to a mysterious world called Narnia, we too have found this portal to a magical land. A closet-narnia.... clarnia.
I was sooo messed up last night, I never made it out of clarnia!
by donwiz October 7, 2010
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Claris

A charming and highly intelligent individual with a witty sense of humour. She may appear boring at first but is someone you would never want to sleep on. She often influences jealousy. Has been through a lot of bullshit but is able to handle it all. She is blessed with many talents and is extremely gifted.
Wow! She’s so amazing!! She’s definitely a Claris!
by Holysacredball July 5, 2019
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