Choni

A ship between Cheryl and Toni (riverdale) they do deserve together and have a lot of chemistry

Friend:do u like choni

Me:yes they are so cute

by xreinhvrt May 29, 2018

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012

chonees

Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments

His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.

by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016

Wong Chong Chong

The alternate name of an Asian whose last name is Wong.

Alternatively, it can refer to a specific Asian person with whom you are acquaintances.

"Hey, what's up Sam Wong?"
"Dude, her name is Wong Chong Chong, 什麼他媽的是你錯了 嗎？"
"Chill, dude.."

by A. Potatoes May 19, 2013

Purple Chongo

An alcoholic beverage mentioned in the popular 1992 song “Back to the Hotel” by N2Deep. Consists of ice, gin, cran-grape juice and a splash of orange juice.

We in the back, sippin’ purple chongos.

by bobbyDIG8L May 1, 2021

Chonk

Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name.

The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.

Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk".
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.

by Tiger Whyte July 7, 2019

Fart Chong

Wait for your mate to fall asleep on the couch and fart in his face then hold his nose so he breathes in through his mouth.

Get in Kennys asleep grab that conk ive got a ripping dazzler brewing. Im gonna give him a right good Fart Chong.

by P Spuds July 10, 2011