Booter

People who say that they can boot you offline permanently but most of them won't do crap.

How to tell if they won't do crap

They don't know what IP stands for
They use the term "Mac IP" on XBOX
They threaten to ban people who are bad at a game
Little Kids that say that their uncle works for Microsoft
If they sound like a hillbilly.

How to tell if they might do crap

You won't find out instantly.
"I can boot you offline kid! My uncle works for Microsoft!"
"Shut up little kid, you fake booter"

"I just snagged your MAC IP address!"
"Dude, this is XBOX for god sakes"

"I don't need to know what IP stands for!"
"You're making yourself look more retarded, so just
by shut up and dont care January 14, 2015
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Booter

A simple man who doesnt do anything but complain and Fail. He is a total loser and has no life.
How you 20 and have No girl Booter!!
by Jalo909 May 06, 2021
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Booter

Someone, or a group of people who crash parties but create chaos as soon as they arrive.
Watch out! The booters are coming into the party hot!
by tigersharktax August 04, 2024
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booters

A booters is a look, state or mindset characterized as being: full of life, innocent and happy, (despite the world being tough and unforgiving).

A booters is an individual that lacks insecurities that plague most people, and just wants to embrace their goofy, personality-filled, loving self.

A booters is a goober.

Typically, booters love Vines, memes, YLYL compilations, etc..
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If a booters never outgrows their booters-ness while becoming an adult:

-they will become amazing lovers because they are incredibly empathetic

-They typically will make excellent parents as they teach kids to embrace who they truly are, and want their kids to be loving, smiling, beautiful/glowing people

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Examples of booters are: -puppies or grown dogs doing adorable, dumb things

-little kids doing gooberish/innocent/adorable things

NOT to be mistaken with: a 'dicktit' (see definition)
Trevor: "Hey babe, watch this video of this little kid trying his best to bring this drink into another room."

<YouTube video: Tydus"uh-oh I spilled it">

Babe: "Omg WHAT A LITTLE BOOTERS!!! <3<3"
by Daddy Badass Booters April 22, 2018
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fruit booter

a gay male (also called a "fruit" like...…..80 yrs ago lingo) who gladly and often takes any possible dick up the anal cavity into the shitter and through the colon.....and if it is a big black cock(known as a "bbc" in gay language, just so you people learned 1 thing about us)...up into the lower stomach, I imagine, until it releases its liquids into said body cavity of the moaning male sex fiend taking such loads. In old timey days, the gay guy ….or Fruit....takes it up the Butt......so in today speak. oh that fruit booter…..yeah we know him, He's an ok dude, I feel bad for his asshole though. How does he keep anything from just falling out of his shithole after his food digests and drops it into position for release?
Hey, bitches who that fem dude wearing skinny jeans, necklaces and bladed eyebrows?? …..Oh, that fruit booter? Yeah we know him, cool person, wear a board around your waist when you penisize his shitter
by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo January 13, 2019
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Fruit booter

One who Rollerblades professionally or for other reasons.
Dude Spicoli was seen fruitbootin to disco after he signed Fruit booter contract at his neighbors pool party last summer.
by snickurz72 May 19, 2022
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