love board

A finely varnished and manicured piece of exotic wood with rope handles usually placed under the FUPA area to hoist and retain the FUPA for access to the pleasure zone

Hey baby, go get the love board I'm feelin' lucky tonight.

by hh&b April 15, 2011

bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

boba eyes

eyes that resemble boba pearls. invented by fans of lee taeyong to describe the way his eyes look. has since been used to describe other idols, but it started with taeyong.

Taeyong's boba eyes are so adorable, he is the original

by loeyong April 8, 2023

Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible

Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!

by 5robmar November 29, 2011

Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.

We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.

by nasamsl March 11, 2010

Disgustion Board

An internet discussion board that is not functional for the community of users. It wreaks havoc on organization... and important, viable discussions are swirled into a massive amount of uninformed user statements. Attempt to replace a user forum with these flashy boards is disgusting.

IMVU utilizing salesforce software to replace their user forum has done nothing more than create a Disgustion Board. It is disgusting to try to navigate through all of the crap.

by Notorious Chicka March 31, 2017

no wild boars

I don't give a shit.

No wild boars today!

by Trixy01 September 27, 2017