blurpie

The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.

Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.

by HHML May 10, 2006

Blurple

its a substitution for any dirty word

"Whose blurple have you been touching?"
"What the blurple are you doing?"
"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"

by Heather Lyane Smith December 27, 2007

blurple

wack noises on burnt cds

i got the advance promo d12's new one, but it's got those fucking blurples

by thedevil April 3, 2004

Blerph

'You're kidding!' 'The asshole!' Used when told of undesirable news of a friend

"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"Blerph!"

by Mad Meeper October 15, 2003

blurth

That dark grainy shit at the bottom of your glass after a cup of coffee.

Great, that trainee at Starbucks can't make coffee. Look at all this blurth.

by Wallabee September 26, 2008

blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen

malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick

by mike charter January 20, 2009

Blarphe

A strange bird type creature. It is very dark, related to the crow.

Jordan is a Blarphe

by Esme_Rosen_Cullen December 17, 2008