blob-like thing

Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.

"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.

by Gabbrette Karma September 17, 2013

kinky blob

A cow. See cow

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.

by A friend of Purple Kitty and Schwik June 19, 2003

Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.

Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???

by Robert Morris 3.14 May 16, 2009

bloblo

Use to describe the term where a line of blow is done off one's penis followed by a blow job. Primarily used as a better way to ask someone for said activity

I got the best bloblo from my girlfriend last night.

by NYCMitty August 30, 2010

Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.

Ill take the onion blob please.

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018

blobjob

Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.

Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.

by Oinkus December 10, 2009

blobject

Computer modeled objects manufactured out of blown goo, often cuddley and almost always ergonomic.

imac, all the new toothbrushes out there, playstation controllers, and most digital cameras and cell phones,

by john mittner September 12, 2003