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Bloat the Moat

A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.
Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.

I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.

Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.
by Tyskie81 February 2, 2009
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Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.
Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.
by inkmarqued March 28, 2009
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Bloats my goat.

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat
That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.
by eviljoy January 13, 2010
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Bloated

A ninety's slang for drunk that was used by guys who was grunge music fans.
I've spent the afternoon drinkingin my bedroom and watching mine old MTV Umplugged VHS, I don't think I'm gonna go to the bar tonite, I'm feeling so bloated...
by Henry Potta March 11, 2009
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Bilatookick

When something or some-one decides to stick their fingers in plug sockets. This could be because they are self-harming or hate themselves.
"I'm so bored with life I'm going to do a bilatookick!" or "Bill and Sally were having a reckless day. They decided to do a bilatookick to the gerbils!"
by Billatookick January 13, 2008
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bloatee

blow-tee
When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair.
--Achewood
Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee
by samsonitedogg September 23, 2005
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bahog bilat

Bahog duga is a bisaya word that means "You are smart",it is a good word to say to other people especially if they don't know the meaning
Pare,yung asawa mo bahog bilat
by Annoying40 May 11, 2018
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