A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
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1)It sticks to your teeth
2)Comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)Promoted for years by cartoon icon Bart Simpson.The commercial would have Homer Simpson trying in some desperate way to get the Butterfinger bar...but was always too stupid. Bart would then say
"No one can lay a finger on my Butterfinger" or something.
1)It sticks to your teeth
2)Comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)Promoted for years by cartoon icon Bart Simpson.The commercial would have Homer Simpson trying in some desperate way to get the Butterfinger bar...but was always too stupid. Bart would then say
"No one can lay a finger on my Butterfinger" or something.
"Hey look, a Butterfinger...it's so delicious and yellow--DON'T lay a finger on it, it's MINE"
I dunno, what example can I give, dumbass?
I dunno, what example can I give, dumbass?
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Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!
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to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter
"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"
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