Bathroom Hands

When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.

Eww, I don't wanna eat my Wendy's spicy chicken combo cuz i have nasty-ass BATHROOM HANDS!!!

by EarWax796 October 25, 2009

a bathroom dip

when your friend says shes going to the bathroom but shes really going to get snacks

meg; hey erin im just gona go to the bathroom real quick

a bathroom dip

by jaimesoko November 9, 2009

Walmart bathroom

The worst bathroom experience in the world. Anytime you use the bathroom at WalMart, some fat guy plops down in the adjacent stall and proceeds to empty his bowels as loudly as possible, all while breathing heavily

Oh man I'm about to shit my pants!

Well just use the restroom here!

No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up

by bácón November 21, 2021

can i use the bathroom

You're about to get owned by your teacher

Student: Can I use the bathroom
Teacher: I don't know; Can you?
Student: *Fucking dies*

by ._.uwu August 3, 2019

executive bathroom

The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.

"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"

by Stanley Steamer April 27, 2007

bathroom polo

Cheap designer imposter cologne, usually worn in excessive amounts.

1. If you like Ralph Lauren's "Polo" then you'll love Designer Imposter's "Bathroom Polo"

2. "Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo." ~Carrie Underwood

by IDMH HIM November 29, 2006

public bathroom

1.A completely wet room located in stores. All the stalls' doors are bashed in like Jean Claude Van Damme was in there. The most disgusting things are written in there. And there is always a girls phone number on the wall.

2.A six foot tall guy in a bunny suit

Look at this cockmuffin!!!

by mIKE mURRAY is gay October 15, 2003