shart attack

that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.

the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.

"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."

by heavyduty October 16, 2006

Cocaine Attack

Cocaine Attack- the best sex with a Caucasian Woman that makes your body numb, shake, or shiver upon a sexual impulse and or thought.

Last Friday with Goldie was epic, oh shit I'm having a cocaine attack.

by Mrswaggsauce November 21, 2013

Backside Attack

1) The SN2 mechanism in which the nucleophile attacks the alpha carbon from a direction directly opposite to the C-LG bond. Results in inversion of stereochemical configuration.

2) When attacking a loved one from the back side

1) Wow that strong nucleophile caused one hell of a backside attack.

2) John: dude i went for the back side attack last night
Joe: Howd it go
John: Lets not go there.....

by morty foster July 20, 2008

Soviet Attack

A surprise attack/ambush by a group of people against a single target. This phrase is shouted by the ambushers in "City of God" when they all simultaneously shoot a gangster.

The mob boss sent a soviet attack against his right hand man.

by Anonymous99 July 2, 2008

Panic Attack

The absolute worst possible feeling a person can ever experience. Period. Basically having a panic attack feels like impending doom even though absolutely nothing can be going wrong in the outside world. Symptoms include, but are certainly not limited to:

Intense Anxiety/fear
Dizziness
Tingling sensation
Fear of heart stopping
Tunnel Vision
Spinning/Spiraling sensation when you close your eyes
Throat/airway constricting
Heart palpitations
Pounding/racing heart/thoughts
Sweating

Basically, it just majorly sucks balls to go through a (real) panic attack. Panic attacks are one of the most misunderstood terms in today's vocabulary. Commonly in today's society people will make the statement "I'm having a panic attack because I have so much work/school/other issues to think about", this of course is not true, because someone who is going through a panic attack is literally so scared they can't even speak. It is actually a mental disorder that should be treated immediately because literally NO ONE deserves to feel this shitty.

See "Hell"

If I met the man who murdered my grandmother, and had the option of making him experience panic attacks as punishment, I don't think I would. Literally crushing his nuts with 2 bricks would be a less severe punishment

by Chainsaw152 October 5, 2009

[Lazy Attack]

To attack another person by collapsing on that person causing you to put your entire weight on the person.

J-money just lazy attacked me, it like fighting a snorlax.
If snorlax did not know how to use lazy attack then he would not be a rare pokemon.

by Noel Rangel January 17, 2009

Time Attack

1. An act of racing against time or a deadline to establish how fast a certain goal can be covered or done.

2. A form of competition in which an athlete races against the clock to establish how fast he or she can cover a given distance.

NOTE: This is also the same thing as Time Trial.

1. I'm not going through a time attack on anything unless I'm sure I know what I'm doing.

2. Drag Racing involves going for a time attack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 19, 2009