Noah's Ark

A fat slut

"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"

by orlo January 31, 2009

Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

The Ark

The Ark Is the main spaceship of the autobots. constructed 6 days before the autobots left cybertron. the ark was modeled after a glorified cargo hauler. The Ark's weapon systems contained Multiple Heavy Bullet AA Guns, And Automated Rocket Pods and sentries

The Ark Took Heavy Hull damage

by NovMan1EP February 23, 2021

Shining the Holy Ark

A game on the sega saturn, in my opinion one of the best games ever created

Hey lets go play Shining the Holy Ark

by jdfikbivobgfsvbnfgibngftohnbio December 10, 2009

Build An Ark

When someone commits an act of random kindness, just because it's the right, decent, or nice thing to do.

"Johnathan went down to the soup kitchen today; he said he really wanted to help make sure everyone who needed it was able to eat."

"Yep, he's building an ark right there, yes indeed."

"The world would be a much better place if everyone could just build an ark, just once."

by Dr. Portmanteau October 20, 2021

Shah (The Ark)

A Frequent caller and character of the Richard Burnish - Ark Show, know for his fascination with Toad Sandwich and crashing truck, he most often calls in about how big a load Richard can take in the rear.

Shah (The Ark) proudest accomplishment is delivering food and drinks for ArkCon2021... A job he never completed as he crashed his truck.

People never invite me to stuff, that's why I became a hall monitor. - Shah (The Ark)

by Znie August 17, 2022

McNoah's Ark

A sandwich at McDonalds consisting of a McRib, Double Cheeseburger, and McChicken sandwich all smashed together into one.

Oh man, you're really gonna eat a McNoah's Ark?

by SpikyRat November 26, 2010