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blank account

A bank account without any funds.
"If I don't deposit this check in my blank account before Friday, I won't be going out this weekend."
by JMango August 25, 2009
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Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019
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Accumbularate

Some say he can accumbularate, all we know is he's called "The Stig".
by Dr.shaft October 13, 2011
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accumulate

The action of saving up money until you're as rich as hell. saving
OMG!!! I ONLY HAVE TO ACCUMULATE $1 EVERY DAY UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER TO BECOME A TRILLIONARE!!!!!!!!!!
by Friendly Pal October 3, 2019
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Melanie accusation

Ok for those of y'all saying that Melanie raped Timothy Heller, Heller gave in. She could have kept resisting but no she decided to give up. And Timothy keeps changing the dates. When she realised Melanie was on tour, she changed the dates. You know why? Because she's a lier!!!! Why blame your best friend for something they didn't do?
by Minamis red stripe October 2, 2018
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discourse account

a discourse account is an account, typically on instagram, that posts aesthetic edits occasionally featuring popular anime characters while also containing opinions of the person running the account
discourse accounts can talk about anything, but most of them talk about lgbt discourse and/or fandom discourse
Anne runs a discourse account called 'fairy.course' on instagram. Anne has never touched a single blade of grass in her life.
by boobie fan 69 January 2, 2021
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spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).
Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.
by Black@Heart October 22, 2010
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