Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.

"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."

by MagentaMedusa November 19, 2021

Alabama Roulette

When ten guys jerk off in a cup of some sort and then they use a funnel to pour the cum inside a girl's vagina(with consent of course). Then after nine months whoever is biologically determinded to be the father is the winner.

Billy was sent to jail for not paying child support after winning a game of Alabama Roulette.

by Jtothefourth December 18, 2009

Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

Alabama Dry Rub

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.

James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."

by Intereo March 23, 2011

alabama thunder cunt

When a fat lady from alabama smacks her twat on the ground making thundering noises

Wow thats one hell of an alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat July 25, 2016

Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

by chron-or May 30, 2009

Alabama Kush

Also known as presidential kush.

One of the best mostly indica weed from the kush family.

<unverified>Breeded from skunk kush genoform.</unverified>

Dreemy body-stone thinking high.
Presidential shit

"That's Alabama Kush. That's only the finest." - George W. Bush

by twekle May 12, 2009