Sky Painter

You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"

by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010

young painter

yp, short for young painter, basically means that you have talent and/or do things a different and better way than others

that nigga got talent, he yp for real ( young painter )

by imsolarceny October 20, 2023

Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

by DancingJebus November 9, 2023

piss painter

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019

Pretty-Girl-Painter

A moderately attractive young woman who posts her art on Instagram through reels, usually showing her pretty looks off to the camera for more views.

Most of her viewership and likes come from people who want to gawk at her, not her subpar artwork.

(Keep in mind that there are many talented painters who are attractive young women, this just defines the ones who blatantly paint subpar art and show themselves off on a camera for likes and views)

Person 1 : “Check this artist out on Instagram reels, she’s very pretty”

Person 2 : “Must be a Pretty-Girl-Painter, she looks nice but her artwork is pretty bland and amateurish”

by Rokit761 December 30, 2024

Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.

Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022

Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010