zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

Zzonk

Zzonk is a word that can switch out the commonly used word "PENIS". It is commonly seen on shirts in norway, scince norwegians has very sick minds.

"Zzonk in the ba-dunk-a-dunk!" : "I wish to buttrape you.

by Jabazan October 6, 2010

zonk boy

A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each other, and occasionally but not frequently giving each other raspberries and or making out softly while whacking each others flacid wangs off. One can become a zonk boy by learning the dreaded quad HJ technique. At the end of every week, zonk boy ranking come out, and the game starts over.

Hey, larry look over there! Those zonk boys are sure gay! think i could become one?

by Young Eugeezy July 16, 2008

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

zonk

the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

man, that was a sick zonk!

by skinsy June 29, 2007

Zwinked

Zwinky, a virtual world. Their logo "Get Zwinked." A very popular one, but has recently lost 65% of its users because
they made the site "look gay". It was a desktop but they changed it into something very "laggish". lagging users

Chelle: I was Zwinked;
Thomas: Wha?!
Chelle: Virtual World-ified you could say.
Thomas: ok? º-º I heard they made
their site look gay.

Chelle: *licks marshmallow* okay gotta get on Zwinky bye

by dolphinsandskittlez September 10, 2010