yiffboots

Boots that women wear which are covered in fur. Often made of a synthetic material and seen at raves. The women who wear them are probably on acid or ecstasy.

You fucked her while she was wearing pink yiffboots, isn't that a kind of bestiality?

by Colonel Cheese Chatterfield November 1, 2008

Yiffenheimer

Mating artic foxes with erect nipples who were smoking weed...er

Yiff : Sound made by mating arctic foxes.
En: an acronym that means "Erect Nipples".
Heim:To smoke weed..
er: making it an adj. or "Emergency room" if you want it to be.

Person: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
You: Yiffenheimer
Person: What?
You: Yiffenheimer (walk away)

by KoolKumi October 30, 2010

Yiffer

A very strong cocktail. When you make a mixed drink and put too much alcohol in it.

*takes a sip*

Wow, quite the yiffer you got there

by Cnormand13 July 18, 2016

yiffer

pumpkin

"oh em gee did you know pumpkin is a yiffer?" person 1
"oh em gee really??!?" person 2

by pvmpkinzisayiffer December 19, 2021

Yiffer

A sad excuse for a human being or beings, that would be deemed pitiful, otherwise normally freakish, if it weren't for their afinity to mate with species other than their own kind.

As the yiffer was housesitting a friend's house, so the buddy can run errands, he cut a hole into the friend's teddy bear, f'd it, placed it back on the shelf and pretended that nothing happened when the friend returned.

by TG July 31, 2004

Yiffy

Wanting to have sex in an animal costume with others in animal costumes.

I'm feeling Yiffy today, grab your costumes!

by Zombiefied December 18, 2013

anal yiffing

When a guy sniffs a girls rectum and he inhales a wet slap of feces .

I gave Mrs. G an anal yiffing .

by Tha Sergio January 10, 2012